Kids Say the Darndest Things

AHHHHH! I’m MAD at you!

I’m figuring this is just the first of many times I will be hearing this one, but it’s a little disconcerting to hear it from a 28 month old. At least she knows how to express her feelings. That has to count for something right?

And then there’s Aubrey, who comes up with this one while I’m making supper tonight:

I need BACON! I need BACON mom!

Me: What? You need bacon? (I find this request rather strange, as she has only had bacon a couple times in her life so I’m surprised she knows what it is)

Yes, I need BACON! I’m sick of tomatoes, I need BACON!

Me: We’re having spaghetti for dinner, honey (just as a side note, there are no bacon or tomatoes anywhere in sight, since I’m serving the spaghetti with alfredo sauce)

No, I’m sick of spaghetti, I need BACON!

I’m pretty sure her dad is to blame for this one somehow, even though he wasn’t home at the time. All I know is, he was very proud to call her his own after he heard that story. . .